Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Weekends, Karaoke, Cupping and Jianzi

So. What have we been up to?

That's a great question. Work has been. Well.....work.

Jill and I were feeling like we needed to go out and cut loose a little. So- we got everybody together for KARAOKE. Yes- we dragged out work friends out to do some sweet singing. Here in China karaoke is not about public humiliation so much. You don't stand up in front of a crowd of strangers and torture them with your half-sober rendition of 'Hey Jude.' Here- you and your friends rent a small room (about 300 yuan for 2 hours). It comes all set up with a flat screen, touch screen karaoke machine, tambourines, maracas and -of course- a disco ball. They offer a limited American selection. Oh- and there is a free buffet included in the cost. Alcohol though is expensive. Jill and I got our pay-checks that day so we treated everybody to a couple of beers. (20 beers for 200 yuan aka $1.4/bottle) There was a touch screen video game that provided MUCH entertainment. Herby and Shoo kicked some major karaoke butt. Jill and I held our own. I was in charge of all of the rapping, which showed up a lot thanks to the LARGE selection of Black Eyed Peas songs.

After all that singing we came back to our apartment to watch some of our rather LARGE DVD collection- but I was so tuckered I could not make it through Hot Tub Time Machine. Later in the night when Jill tried to get me off the couch I told her "no more drama" and to "get off me."

Yesterday, Jill and I did our normal Monday ritual which is mostly us sleeping in, eating breakfast, napping, talking to our family/friends, and getting out of the house around 1pm. We went to our favorite nail place, ZigZag, nestled into the Wudaoyang Hutong near the Llama Temple. Jill and I have seen a lot of people in and around the city who have done 'cupping' which is an ancient Chinese medical practice. You can spot them with their large circular 'hickey' marks on their backs. Somewhere in the past 20 years it has been popularized in the west as a spa treatment to help your qi flow more freely. When we saw that it was  roughly $10 Jill and I both decided we wanted to be cupped. We got our toes perfectly pedicured as usual (light blue for Jill, sparkly purple for my toes) and then it was on to the cupping. The process involves laying on your stomach. Your spa-master then takes circular glass cups and heats the air inside for a few seconds with a flame. Then they place it on your back along your energy lines and the heated air causes suction. They are left on for 10 minutes and it sucks your skin up into the cup. It supposedly also sucks up toxins and helps the qi flow freely by removing bad blood. The biggest thing I can tell you is that the cupping isn't especially comfortable. The glass cups are heavy and you can feel their weight pressing on you as you lay there. By no means does it hurt. But when they remove the cups it feels really good- and thats almost the relaxation part. We look a bit like lady bugs now- with perfect rows of polka dots going down our backs. Or we look as if we have been attacked by an overly-zealous lover sucker fish.

Today (Tuesday) Jill and I got up, did a little bit of chatting, and then met Nana at the newly opened Bagou mall. We ate yummy Korean food and then Jill and I saw Inception. Yes- I know- everybody in the US is over the hype and LOVED it and thought it was awesome like 2 months ago. BUT- Inception was awesome! I won't rant about how good that movie is- which it is. But I will tell you some weird habits here at Chinese movie theaters. #1 Tuesday is always half price day for movies- in all of Beijing. #2 You are not allowed to be seated until 5 minutes before the movie starts. No Joke. You have to wait in the lobby. #3 You choose your seats before hand- like a real theater show. #4 Their popcorn is sweet- but not like Kettle Corn.

We then went grocery shopping and found TURTLE FOOD! Phew! Which has eased our minds and our turtle's bellies. And we found Jianzi. Jianzi is a chinese hacky sack- sort of. We've seen groups of older chinese people playing with it the same way you would a hack sack, in a circle, kicking it back and forth. We have been looking for one of our own with out much luck. So we FOUND ONE! Jill got it for 3 yuan and we spent an entire hour kicking it around the apartment mostly unsuccessfully.

We're trying to figure out dinner now. But- I don't know. But- I hope you enjoy all the crazy pictures. Cupping process and results. Jianzi shots. OH and Karaoke! Oh wait- also there is one on here that shows Jill proudly enjoying a beverage on the streets of Beijing- because their are no public open container laws.

Friday, September 3, 2010

Today might be a two-fer type of day.

The Washington Post continues with their expose on China. Today's article title actually had me laugh out loud. Because it was so true. 

Clothes dryers given tepid welcome in China is all about the lack of existence of dryers in China. This is something that I can attest too. You can always tell when Jill and I are doing laundry- even from the ground floor looking up into our 10th floor apartment. Why you ask? Well- our apartment becomes a forest of clothes with a canopy of t-shirts, pants and socks. And- you get to navigate through the over hang but believe me- watch you head. Because we have clothes hanging from light fixtures, curtains, and chairs. We- apparently- even have a 'deluxe' washing machine because it offers a spin cycle that cuts down on drying time. 

It is one of those weird cultural things that doesn't translate. According to the article- people prefer sun-dried clothing because it cuts down on on the amount of bacteria and leaves the clothes cleaner. This is one of the lapse in logic moments- because the air quality is so poor here. Hanging your clothes out this window in my mine would make it dirtier. Also- this is coming from a culture that fears the sun. People cover up, sun-tan lotion up like it's nobodies business. Their nightly face scrubs are sold with 'whitening beads'- to make your skin sparkle WHITE. But- for their clothes Sun is the healthier and more natural choice.









Thursday, September 2, 2010

I had the most AWESOME post....

but I got this care package and wanted to post the pictures instead!

THANK YOU CRISTINA!

Thanks to my friends I have enough American T.V. to keep me sane till Christmas!!!!

And thanks to Cristina I will have nice soft lips and good breath! ;) 

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Speak softly

So here I am...about to officially reach the 8 week mark here in Beijing. It's been- well- rough. At least the past week has been. It's been a little slower then usual and that has made is stretch on for an eternity. I'm just about ready for September to get here- and luckily- here it is.

I think Jill and I are becoming very frustrated with learned Chinese. I think we both had it in our heads that we would have picked up way more by now- but we're not. And everyday life still tends to be a struggle. Couple that with a healthy dose of isolation and I think that anybody would be feeling a bit down and out.  Work is our life. Literally. We don't have anything else here other then work and work has been down right frustrating lately.

Jill and I have been looking into taking some Mandarin classes while we're here. Everybody we tell has actually been discouraging us- 'why don't you just learn it from your co-workers' or to quote our co-wokers, 'we will teach you!' The problem is that Chinese isn't like any western language. There really isn't a phonetic version of this language that is actually used in everyday life. Pinyin which is the phonetic spelling of chinese words is really only used in books about learning Chinese. So- then you have to learn the characters- which don't give you a CLUE as to what your suppose to pronounce. And the TONES. Chinese have 4 tones: Flat, Rising, Falling, and the U tone (down then up.) For example the word 'Ma' means four COMPLETELY different things depending on the tone. So yes- I could mistake mother for horse, or scold for hemp or both, OR NIETHER! It just feels like we're banging our head against a wall over and over again.

Today though- NPR had an article on their website that makes me feel a tiny bit better (but does not help with my Chinese at all.) A P.h.D of Linguistics, Deborah Fallows, who knows six languages wrote a book about her experience in moving to China and struggling with the language. Now this lady knows 6(!) languages- and found Chinese to be hard. And as she puts it....Chinese is like nothing else it leaves you with nothing to hang your hat on. Which is exactly how I feel. The characters I understand because they relate to the word it's trying to symbolize. But looking at that character doesn't tell me how to say it- nor does it help me figure out the context or anything.


Conclusion: Jill and I ARE going to take some courses here- just for our sanity. And maybe even to meet some other westerners! 


Monday, August 30, 2010

More Birthday Gifts...

In addition to the turtle sized cuteness....I also got something else awesome in a box. Joseph's birthday gift showed up. :)

Another gratuitous photo montage....

MORE DVDS! Sweetness :)


Impulse Buy.....

Whoopsky. Look what we found in our grocery bags. How did these get there....


Friday, August 27, 2010

Why working with Pre-Schoolers is awesome...

Because today....I am an elephant :)